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The Way We Search

Once upon a time, there was a happy single man. He was graduated from a famous university, having a fun job, and favorable among his family. But the family realized something and came to asked this man. JP (not a true name), the poor man, faced the question with his deeper knowledge.

Family: Are you still single?
JP: Yes, and I'm perfectly fine with it.

Family: Why don't you find a girlfriend?
JP: ...

Family: Are you unable to find a girl?
JP: Hmm.. what do you mean?

Family: Let us find you a girlfriend, how 'bout that?
JP: Alright, alright, I can find one. In fact, let me search one right now.

JP: There you have:
Results 1 - 10 of about 96,800,000 for girlfriend [definition]. (0.34 seconds

-- google search.
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  1. anta403:56 PM

    kalo umur masih kepala 2 santai aja jep, tunggu kalo udah kepala 3 aja

    (^_^)\/

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  2. Anonymous5:03 PM

    kok gw yakin itu bukan nama samaran yah? hehehe.... :p

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  3. Anonymous5:53 PM

    ya nama samaran toh, fe. nama belanda gitu, jan peter.

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  4. Ramot9:17 PM

    buy an ibm x12329u842v series, powered by ubuntu herdy heron, to your home, while shouting "papa! mama! i bring you my girlfriend!!!"

    they won't bother you anymore xD

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  5. jpmrblood1:19 PM

    @all:
    Ud gw bilang itu bukan nama sebenarnya dan gw bukan orang gak normal, cuman beda aja perspektifnya.

    @ramot:
    Ah gak perlu, tongkrongan gw IBM xSeries di kampus ud bagus, coy. buat server WoW juga bisa.. :P

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