Admin Wars

Dari seorang Admin stress dengan kerjaan smartcardnya.

Network Admin (NA) VS System Admin (SA)

NA: I ban you from internet!
# iptables ... -d x.x.x.x REJECT

SA: Oh, yeah? I ban you from LDAP
# ldapdelete -X ... uid=...

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NA: I ban your network!
# shut fa1/12

SA: I ban you from login!
# /etc/init.d/sldapd stop

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NA: Flood your network
# ping x.x.x.x -p

SA: Oh yeah! flood your mail!
# while true do mail -x XX -s revenge ...

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ULTIMATE:

NA: kill all access to network! Die you SA! HUAHAHAHHA...
>> (manually kill all the routers)

SA: kill all systems! Die you HOMOK! HUEHEHEHEHE...
>> (manually kill all the servers)

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Whoever is the winner, the result truly devastating. The most pathetic thing is, someone in front office such as Feha would be one of the people getting busy answering the phone.

CAUTION:
This is only imaginary, nama dan tempat hanya dalam khayalan. Kalaupun terdapat kesamaan, misalnya NA-nya yang homok, itu cuma kebetulan belaka.

Comments

  1. kebetulan = kebenaran??

    hahahaha the truth revealed!! :D

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  2. Serius...

    Udah lama banget aku tidak tertawa membaca blog orang.. hihihihihihi

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