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Reason of Indonesia's Stagnancy

Mengapa Indonesia tidak pernah maju? Berikut penjelasannya.

Kebiasaan orang Indonesia selalu menyebut tanah airnya dengan sebutan:
"Endonisia", "Endonesa", "Endonesah", "Endonesia"

Hal ini juga membuat doa-doa yang dikumandangkan ke surga seakan tidak terjawab. Malaikat-malaikat Tuhan berusaha menjawab doa-doa yang khusuk itu. Pertama-tama, malaikat berusaha mencari di database di mana negara itu:
SELECT * FROM "nations" WHERE "nations"."name" like "Endo%"
Data pun tidak diketemukan. Kemudian, Malaikat berpikir bahwa database belum commit dan data masih di-cache. Maka Malaikat berusaha mencarinya di LDAP
ldapsearch -x cn=Endo
dan data tetap tidak diketemukan. Maka, terpaksa surat-surat doa itu di-bounce agar tidak memblok surat yang lain. Karena banyak yang surat yang masuk, maka spambayes menganggap surat-surat untuk kemajuan (seharusnya) Indonesia yang selalu bounce itu dianggap sebagai spam.

THE END...???
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  1. ZaQ3:08 PM

    diposting pulak xD

    ~jpKacau
    ~xD

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  2. kusut4:53 PM

    voice recognition malaikatnya masih cupu belom diupgrade :D

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  3. Tempe Goreng6:12 PM

    duuuuhhhhhhhh.....plis deh

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  4. Unknown3:09 AM

    lu salah coy, sintaks Tuhan dan malaikat tuh ga se jorok yang lu tulis. lebih bijaksana dari yang lu kira..

    setidaknya lu masih hidup, setelah posting..

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  5. jpmrblood7:00 AM

    @sarge:
    Hmm..
    tahu kenapa gw masih hidup?
    Itu karena emang ini tulisan ini bukan bermaksud mengolok-olok Tuhan.

    U could read it as jokes or as a reflectives of how poor our nation's nationality. (Yah, gw kasih tahu, gak seru jadinya, mending tadinya kalo lo infer jadi lebih baik)

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  6. indigo wine11:50 AM

    hahahaha, bukan gtu jef.. emang malaikatnya blom ngenal context di information retrieval systemnya...

    or maybe kusut bener.. voice recognitionnya bapuk.. hahahahaha...

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  7. indigo wine11:50 AM

    salah, gue kira ini blognya jefri.. wakakaka...

    piss, jep..

    yah, mirip2lah cuman beda huruf terakhir doang...

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