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Nice! Songs of Computer Geeks

FYI, non of the following were mine, they were pasted from an email by my friend.

IMAGINE
by : John Lennon

 Imagine there's no Windows
It's easy if you try
No fatal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives

 Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace!
Imagine never ending hard disks
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to del or wipe off
And no floppy too

 Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money
You may say I'm a hacker
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And your games will fit in RAM

 Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can
No need for left-shifts or setups
And no booting again and again

 Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time!
You may say I'm a hacker
But I'm not the only one
Maybe someday I'll be a cracker
And then I'll make Windows run.....
LET IT BE
By : Beatles

 When I find my code in tons of trouble
Friends and colleagues come to me
Speaking words of wisdom: Write in C
As the deadline fast approaches
And bugs are all that I can see
Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C

 Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
LOGO's dead and buried
Write in C

 I used to write a lot of FORTRAN
For science it worked flawlessly
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C

 If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly
Soon you will be glad to Write in C

 Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, yeah, Write in C
BASIC's not the answer
Write in C
Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
Pascal won't quite cut it
Write in C

YESTERDAY
By : Beatles

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay
Now my database has gone away
Oh I believe in yesterday... ..

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly
I pressed something wrong
What it was I could not say
Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay

 Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away
I knew my data was all here to stay
Now I believe in yesterday
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