A Harsh Reality
I am not a fatso, anonymous victim nor whatever they've decided to befall upon me. I am not that ugly meat that nobody cares. No, that empty shell holding a mouse and a keyboard is a nightmare I constantly have because of my badassness.
I am Master Chief and I'm here to save the day.
Argh, why I must constantly dreaming of being that thing. Wake up, damnit! We got a planet to save.