Funny Things Got Stuck In my mind

Well, here we go:

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In the back of Good Day Coffee Freeze sachet, there written:

Sebaiknya digunakan sebelum / Best before:

So, You must steal it from the grocery store for the best use? (Gunakan selagi haram?)

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Angry Programmer (AP)
Someone Sane (SS)

AP: ARGH.... WTF!!!! Why don't it runs? The bug doesn't go away!
SS: Errr... you're working on the different folder.

So, we know the bug? (Insert another brain and press start to continue )

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Got anything else funny?