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Once upon a time, Eureka Corp. has a catasthrophy going on. Their system are collapse. Boss : "Jane, call the IT management immediately! Why are our system ruin and no backup plans?" Jane : "I'm sorry, sir, the system was created by X-Files Team and our IT team cannot recover it immediately." Boss : "So, where are those who were the member of the former X-Files." Jane : "They are out there, we have lost track of them." Boss : "Damn! Why are we using unsupported system?" Jane : "Well, sir, we did have one of the former member left, John Doe." Boss : "John Doe? Seems like familliar name. So, where is he?" Jane : "He was that person whom you have spoken on the funeral last week. He was the one on the coffin, sir." Boss : "WTF?!!! Btw, don't we have any documentation about the system?" Jane : "We do have the artifacts, sir. That's why our IT team are trying to study it." Boss ...

Yesterday, I remembered a TV show from Japan: TV Champion. The episode I remembered was the episode about people who eat spicy food. There was a person who from the start never sweat while others already sweat and have red face. We though he would be the winner, obviously. He fond of Mexican food. During the last final round, everybody started to faint. Even that strongest contestant starting to sweat. Nobody have done their meal. So, the judge must decide who was the winner. After the judgement, the winner title fell to ... unexpected person: the boxer. What, how could it be? It should be the Mexican food guy, not this person. This person didn't even count as competitors. But, these words from him salute me: When I was on my meal, I felt uneasy about this. But, when the referee said it's almost over, I looked into others and then started to concentrate. I began to finish my meal. I was left behind, but I tried to chase. He began to chase and tried to ignore his pain. He never ...

MAHASISWA FAKULTAS ILMU KOMPUTER UNIVERSITAS INDONESIA bekerjasama dengan KPLI Jakarta dan Majalah CHIP mempersembahkan: Seminar Debian Conference 2: Debian untuk Semua (http://debconf.vlsm.org) TOPIK ----- Acara seminar ini mengambil 4 buah topik meliputi: 1. Security Policy di Debian Sebagai distribusi Linux yang telah lama ada, Debian memiliki kebijakan keamanan (security policy) yang kuat. Pada sesi ini, segala macam kebijakan kemanan yang diterapkan dalam distribusi Linux ini akan dijabarkan. Pembicara: Rahmat M. Samik-Ibrahim (Staf pengajar Fakultas Ilmu Komputer UI dan pengasuh vLSM) 2. Instalasi dan Manajemen Software Debian dikenal sebagai distribusi Linux yang memiliki teknik instalasi dan manajemen paket software dan repositorinya yang mengagumkan. Namun belum banyak orang yang tahu lebih jauh mengenai teknik-teknik instalasi sehingga seringkali mengalami kesulitan pada saat instalasi paket software. Pada sesi ini akan dibahas segala macam tentang instalasi, manajemen dan re...

I wish for the world become better. I wish that 5.000.000 people never die because of extreme poverty everyday while on the other part of the world people throw away their food because of their dislike. I wish everybody really in search for God and not pretending to live with it. So, no more people go jihad and no religion lost it's face. Thus, those atheists never laugh at a man who in search for the own existance by admitting The Supreme Being. I wish people in Indonesia knows the word Homeostasis . So, they wouldn't cut off the wood in the rain forrest. May they know that rain forest is a belt in equator that create balance in weather. I wish they know that the sudden change of the climate that happen in these past years. Normally it change in 30 years. I wish they know what cause Cathrina and her sisters. I wish they know that European people pay to Indonesia for the rain forest maintenance. I wish they know why their crop doesn't produce much anymore. I wish they know...